California to Rename ‘San Andreas Fault’ to ‘Trump’s Fault,’ Sparking Outrage and Laughter
Sacramento, CA – September 30, 2025In a move that has left many Californians divided, state lawmakers have voted to rename the San Andreas Fault to “Trump’s Fault.” The decision comes after months of heated debate, with supporters arguing that, since “everything is Trump’s fault anyway,” the name change makes sense in today’s political climate. Governor […]
California Passes Groundbreaking Gun Safety Law…
Sacramento, CA — June 10, 2025 In a bold new effort to reduce gun violence while preserving Second Amendment rights, California has passed legislation mandating that all bullets sold within the state be equipped with “government-approved mini-parachutes” to slow their velocity and make them, in the words of Governor Gavin Newsom, “kinder, gentler projectiles.” Governor […]
Notes from an inexperienced chili taster
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: “Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because nobody else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last […]